May 7th, 2014
Wow. It’s really been a long time. I was just thinking about Marilyn Manson and decided to throw on Anti-Christ Superstar. For once, listening to Marilyn Manson seems like a good idea.
2014 sucks. I need a blast of 1996 to clear all the gunk out of this so-far shitty year. Eighteen years have passed since 1996. I have distinct memories of 1996. I graduated from high school in 1996. Someone born in 1996 graduated from high school in 2014. And that is far from the shittiest thing about 2014, I can assure you.
I need Marilyn Manson right now. It’s five in the morning. Life is a box of dildos when all you need is a fleshlight. How far ahead of the game was he? Then 1998 comes and he drops the fucking ‘Dope Show’ on us? We didn’t know how good we had it. Joe Lieberman blamed the Columbine massacre on Manson even though the two kids who masterminded the thing weren’t Manson fans and music doesn’t cause violence anymore than this blog or your shirt does.
Oh, you don’t remember “The Dope Show”? Fuck you, get your dick out of your ears.
That swings, kids. That’s a club anthem. Strip club, night club, football club, club sandwich, I don’t give a shit.
I was never the biggest MM fan. I had two friends who gave him up when they converted to Christianity (I’m serious). It was just music but I guess they thought Anti-Christ Superstar was a channel to Hell. And the guy thanked Anton LaVey in the liner notes which probably gave them the willies.
Poor Marilyn. Just goes to show that you can’t even come out and plain old say it to their faces in black-and-white English. People are going to get it wrong. We really are a bunch of Mechanical Animals. How long do you yell at people who don’t listen before you start to feel like a tired fool?